May 2013
absurdom:
Tony Abbott says the average family will be better under his government. (Tony Abbott’s average family are the Lannisters)
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i am. i am. i am.: kinkjolras: lamamama: I mean... →
kinkjolras:
lamamama:
I mean singling out Daisy as The Worst Character in Gatsby is kinda weird when her husband is a white supremacist who beats his mistress.
#this is a great example of internalized sexism #people hate on daisy and jordan #and excuse the men’s…
“The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral...”
– Dante Alighieri - Dante’s Inferno (via colourthysoul)
castleoflions:
greasyhairclub:
callmekitto:
bearonstilts:
thranduilscreed:
roaminromans:
gatsby plays baseball the great batsby
Gatsby wears hats The Great Hatsby
gatsby works at an animal shelter
the great catsby
Gatsby makes onomatopoetic sounds imitating instruments to jazz music
the great scatsby
gatsby eats too much fast food and doesn’t exercise
the great fatsby
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balalaikaboss:
THE ONLY DIRECTION IS FORWARD
slaughterhousefive:
Once you realize that most people in college are full of shit your life will improve significantly
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I am 25 lectures behind in uni.
carstairsangel:
When not all the books in the series are the same height.
When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
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My neurscience essay feedback can basically be summed up as follows:
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Tomato soup turns orange and not pink when cream is added because the milk fats in cream are actually yellow masquerading as white. And therefore, when you add the yellow cream to the red tomato soup it turns orange.
The more you know.
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Tumblr has not helped me with my tomato soup question, so I will ask Facebook. I will post the results here.
mixolydian-maelstroms:
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
#literally the last thing you want
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Serious question time.
Why is it that when you add cream (white) to tomato soup (red), it turns orange and not pink?
sodamnrelatable:
when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
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kamukuraizuru:
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
puckquinn:
dont-patronize-me-u-lil-shit:
puckquinn:
[snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES
[breathes heavily] who are your favorite characters
[narrows eyes] what do you mean you don’t like sansa stark
plutarc:
fun things to do when you’re single!!
masturbate
cry
do both at the same time
eat a whole cake by yourself
cry
justintheallan:
soycrates:
endreal:
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
