Australian, 19, francophile, whovian and in a relationship with the Boy. I'm a waitress, I'm studying to be a physiotherapist, I love musicals and I travel.
This one time, I broke my wrist and didn't notice.
i fucking hate when 17 year olds win big science awards or whatever why arent you jacking off in your basement you little shithead fucker. why couldnt you wait to accomplish something. little shit
Are you, like, a crazy person? I am quite sure they will say so.
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
when your pretend boyfriend, who you secretly have feelings for, starts checking out the naked crazy person in the elevator