Australian, 20, francophile, whovian and in a relationship with the Boy. I'm studying to be a physiotherapist, I love musicals and I travel.
This one time, I broke my wrist and didn't notice.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
**spits Dr. Pepper** You so do not want to hear the Jim Morrisson joke …